Last night I had one of the worst dreams EVER! When I went to bed, I layed down next to the same gorgeous woman I have been sleeping next to for the last 2.5 years.
When I woke, not really but in my dream, I rolled over and was snuggled next to a large, smelly, overweight, grayish, corpes of a woman. I knew that she was a corpes due to the feces and urine that had leaked from the body and covered her nightgown and my sheets.
Once I recognized my circumstances, I flew into a panic. It wasn't to call 911, or to start CPR, or even to try to figure out why I was in bed with the deceased with a very manly type goatee. I panicked because I needed to change the sheets so I could go back to sleep. Dream Analyst please advise.
Wednesday, February 1, 2012
Monday, January 30, 2012
Same Same
A Press Check in the Firearms Community is the act is to check to see if the firearm has a round in the chamber.
A Press Check in the Clubbing Community is the act of palming a womans crotch to varify that she is in fact a woman.
A Press Check in the Clubbing Community is the act of palming a womans crotch to varify that she is in fact a woman.
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